Free shipping for all U.S. orders

Bloop Anal Fissure & Hemorrhoids Defender Bundle

Bloop Anal Fissure & Hemorrhoids Defender Bundle

Your solution for fast relief. This powerful duo combines maximum potency and the soothing comfort of Brazilian oils, designed specifically to address and treat anorectal fissures and hemorrhoids. Whether seeking relief from discomfort or aiming to restore your anorectal health, this dynamic duo works synergistically to balance, treat, and prevent.

$53.82 - or subscribe and save up to 10%

Choose frequency:


Fast Absorbing

No Gooey



Glycol Free

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Hemorrhoid Relief Topical Cream

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Natural Ingredients: Açaí, Parcaxi

Active Ingredient: Lidocaine

Inactive Ingredients: benzyl alcohol, carbomer, cholesterol, euterpe oleracea fruit oil, hydrogenated lecithin, isopropyl myristate, pentaclethra macroloba seed oil, polysorbate 80, propanediol, tocopheryl acetate, triethanolamine, water

Hemorrhoid Relief Topical Cream

Natural Ingredients: Andiroba, Copaíba

Active Ingredient: Bloop Hemorrhoid Topical Relief Cream combines these active ingredients for unparalleled effectiveness: Glycerin, Petrolatum, Phenylephrine HCl, and Pramoxine HCI.

Inactive Ingredients: benzyl alcohol, carapa guianensis seed oil, cetearyl alcohol, cetyl alcohol, copaifera officinalis (balsam copaiba) resin, disodium EDTA, ethylhexylglycerin, glyceryl stearate SE, mineral oil, propanediol, steareth-21, stearyl alcohol, tocopherol, water

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Bloop Anal Fissure Healing Topical Cream relieves the pain, itching, and burning associated with hemorrhoids, fissures, and other anorectal disorders. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to healing.

Hemorrhoid Relief Topical Cream

Helps relieve the pain, itching, and burning associated with hemorrhoids and other anorectal disorders. Temporarily protects the inflamed, irritated anorectal surface to make bowel movements less painful by reducing irritation and abrasion. Temporarily shrinks hemorrhoidal tissue.

1 tube, Net WT> 1 OZ. (28g)

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Hemorrhoid Relief Topical Cream

Unleash the Healing Power of the Brazilian Rainforest and the Essence of Fruit and Plant-based Oils.

ingredient acai 2

Discover the nourishing properties of açai berries, nutrient-dense superfruits that improve skin elasticity and hydration thanks to their high antioxidant content.

ingredient pracaxi 2

Pracaxi oil is a rich source of fatty acids that promote skin health, helping you on your journey to recovery.

ingredient andiroba 2

Derived from the Andiroba tree seeds, this natural wonder is renowned for its pain-relieving properties, reduction of swelling, and skin improvement benefits.

ingredient copaiba 2

Sourced from the resin of South America's Copaifera tree, Copaíba oil has been trusted for generations by indigenous tribes for its effective pain relief.

bloop page left floating graphic 4
DSC09168 2

Fissure Topical Cream Benefits

Hemorrhoid Topical Cream Benefits


Explore Bloop's Blog for Insights on Intimate Wellness.

Dr. Joseph Terlizzi

Highly accomplished in his field, Dr. Terlizzi is double-board certified in general and colorectal surgery, specializing in proctology and anal cancer. His work is widely published in colorectal surgery, proctology, and dermatology. Dr. Terlizzi serves on committees for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) and the International Anal Neoplasia Society (IANS).

Amany Mousour-Awad

Amany Mansour-Awad is a pioneering force in compounding pharmacy, specialty healthcare, and personal care.

Amany identified and addressed market voids with the inception of Chemistry Rx, a preeminent, woman-owned compounding pharmacy catering to rare disease patients. Chemistry Rx is one of the country’s largest compounding pharmacies and is known for its groundbreaking formulations for the skin, hair and innovative ingredients.

Taking her vision further, she launched Bloop, a personal care brand centered on natural ingredients, championing the philosophy of “Wellness for our body’s most sensitive area.” Bloop is dedicated to restoring and maintaining anorectal health for all. Throughout her career, Amany’s continuous innovation and leadership have persistently transformed healthcare and personal care landscapes.