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Bloop Anal Fissure & Itch Relief Bundle

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Bloop Anal Fissure & Itch Relief Bundle

Your solution for fast relief. This powerful duo combines maximum potency and the soothing comfort of Brazilian oils, designed specifically to address and treat anorectal fissures and itch. Whether seeking relief from discomfort or aiming to restore your anorectal health, this dynamic duo works synergistically to balance, treat, and provide relief.

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Non-Greasy
Relief

Fast Absorbing
Formula

No Gooey
Mess

Cruelty
Free

Sustainably
Sourced

Propylene
Glycol Free

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

  • -> Facilitates Fissure Healing: Bloop's Anal Fissure Healing Cream accelerates the healing process, providing much-needed relief from the pain and discomfort of rectal fissures.
  • -> Prevents New Fissures: Our formula helps prevent new anal fissures from forming, ensuring your ongoing comfort and well-being.
  • -> Instant Pain Relief: Infused with lidocaine, our cream offers immediate pain relief, soothing the burning and itching associated with anorectal disorders.

Itch Soothing Topical Cream

  • -> Immediate Itch Relief: Bloop's Anal Itch Soothing Topical Cream acts fast to provide immediate relief from itching, offering you comfort when you need it most.
  • -> Healing and Inflammation Reduction: Our cream doesn't just stop the itch; it helps your skin heal and reduces inflammation, promoting healthier skin.
  • -> Natural Cooling and Soothing: Experience Brazilian superfruit and plant-based oils' natural cooling and soothing effects, offering you a refreshing and calming sensation.

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Natural Ingredients: Açaí, Parcaxi

Active Ingredient: Lidocaine

Inactive Ingredients: benzyl alcohol, carbomer, cholesterol, euterpe oleracea fruit oil, hydrogenated lecithin, isopropyl myristate, pentaclethra macroloba seed oil, polysorbate 80, propanediol, tocopheryl acetate, triethanolamine, water

Itch Soothing Topical Cream

Natural Ingredients: Andiroba, Babacu

Active Ingredient: Hydrocortisone

Inactive Ingredients: aloe barbadensis leaf extract, carapa guianensis seed oil, cetearyl alcohol, cetyl alcohol, chamomilla recutita (matricaria) flower extract, dimethicone, disodium EDTA, ethylhexylglycerin, glycerin, methyl gluceth-20, orbignya oleifera seed oil, petrolatum, phenoxyethanol, polysorbate 60, potassium hydroxide, propanediol, steareth-2, steareth-21, stearyl alcohol, tocopheryl acetate, water

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Bloop Anal Fissure Healing Topical Cream relieves the pain, itching, and burning associated with hemorrhoids, fissures, and other anorectal disorders. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to healing.

Itch Soothing Topical Cream

Bloop’s Anal Itch Relief Cream contains a powerful active ingredient, Hydrocortisone, to tackle itching associated with various skin irritations. It’s your go-to solution for Eczema, Insect bites, Seborrheic dermatitis, Psoriasis, External genital, feminine, and anal itching.

1 tube, Net WT> 1 OZ. (28g)

Fissure Healing Topical Cream

Drug Facts

Itch Soothing Topical Cream

Drug Facts

Unleash the Healing Power of the Brazilian Rainforest and the Essence of Fruit and Plant-based Oils.

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Discover the nourishing properties of açai berries, nutrient-dense superfruits that improve skin elasticity and hydration thanks to their high antioxidant content.

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Pracaxi oil is a rich source of fatty acids that promote skin health, helping you on your journey to recovery.

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Derived from the Andiroba tree seeds, this natural wonder is renowned for its pain-relieving properties, reduction of swelling, and skin improvement benefits.

ingredient babacu 2

Extracted from the nuts of the Babacu palm tree in the Amazon rainforest, Babacu oil is a rich source of fatty acids, providing deep moisturization and nourishment for your skin.

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Fissure Topical Cream Benefits

  • -> Facilitates Fissure Healing: Discover how to treat anal fissures effectively with Bloop's Anal Fissure Healing Cream. Our specially formulated cream speeds up the healing process, offering relief from the pain and discomfort associated with rectal fissures.
  • -> Prevents New Fissures:With Bloop's anal fissure cream's continuous use, you can prevent the formation of new anal fissures, ensuring your ongoing comfort and well-being.
  • -> Instant Pain Relief: Our anal fissure cream is enriched with lidocaine for instant pain relief, easing the burning and itching that accompanies anorectal disorders.

Itch Soothing Topical Cream Benefits

  • -> Immediate Itch Relief: Bloop's Itch Relief Cream acts fast to provide immediate relief from itching, offering you comfort when you need it most.
  • -> Healing and Inflammation Reduction: Our cream doesn't just stop the itch; it helps your skin heal and reduces inflammation, promoting healthier skin.
  • -> Natural Cooling and Soothing: Experience Brazilian superfruit and plant-based oils' natural cooling and soothing effects, offering you a refreshing and calming sensation.
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Dr. Joseph Terlizzi

Highly accomplished in his field, Dr. Terlizzi is double-board certified in general and colorectal surgery, specializing in proctology and anal cancer. His work is widely published in colorectal surgery, proctology, and dermatology. Dr. Terlizzi serves on committees for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) and the International Anal Neoplasia Society (IANS).

Amany Mousour-Awad

Amany Mansour-Awad is a pioneering force in compounding pharmacy, specialty healthcare, and personal care.

Amany identified and addressed market voids with the inception of Chemistry Rx, a preeminent, woman-owned compounding pharmacy catering to rare disease patients. Chemistry Rx is one of the country’s largest compounding pharmacies and is known for its groundbreaking formulations for the skin, hair and innovative ingredients.

Taking her vision further, she launched Bloop, a personal care brand centered on natural ingredients, championing the philosophy of “Wellness for our body’s most sensitive area.” Bloop is dedicated to restoring and maintaining anorectal health for all. Throughout her career, Amany’s continuous innovation and leadership have persistently transformed healthcare and personal care landscapes.